Where else but in the United States would you see a billboard reading “Shoot a Machine Gun.” Honestly, even while driving through the Arizona desert, this sign caught me off guard. Continuing our drive to Las Vegas, and with little effort on our part, we came upon it, complimented with Uranus Gas.
It felt like it was market, as some kind of bizarre alien encounter, a cross between the macabre and an overpriced tacky tourist attraction. First, there was this:
Then this “Shoot a Machine Gun.”
The story from the beginning: Being that we no longer live in America, this was not an opportunity that was going to come around often, so I thought. Look at all the other places one can shoot a machine gun:
I asked hubby if I could give it a try. He questioned my motivation and pointed out that it didn’t say “Shoot a Real Machine Gun for Free.”
I was ready to pay up to $20 but really couldn’t justify anymore as I wasn’t sure why it sounded interesting, nor do I want to support this kind of tourist activity. As we entered the town of White Hills, Arizona we rounded a bend and came upon Uranus Gas and Bullets and Burgers.
We generally never drive by the unusual without at least a bit of exploration, and what could be more out of the ordinary than an alien based petrol station called Uranus Gas which offered the opportunity to shoot a real machine gun? Besides, we had been driving for quite a while by this time and welcomed any facility stop.
We were not surprised to find it fairly crowded as it was the only cafe or restrooms for miles, Uranus Gas is built to attract attention, and there was at least one tour bus in the lot most likely travelling from Las Vegas.
I was surprised to find a Zoltar, as I thought it had been fabricated for the movie Tom Hanks movie Big.
We were required to make a purchase in order to use the toilets. Rather than going for the advertised “All American World famous burger,” we choose ice cream. Then we headed over to the range, only to find the prices starting over $100 and building up to the $999 for the “Ultimate American Adventure” which actually started in Las Vegas with a helicopter ride viewing the Grand Canyon, shooting 4 different weapons, the famous burger and a Harley Ride.
It’s not the America I remember living in, but I didn’t live in the Southwest.
As the camouflaged owner began to tell me my options, I stopped him to say it was out of my price range and all I really wanted was a photo of myself holding the machine gun for my blog.
“No problem, you can do that. Which one do you want to hold?”
Well, that was easy, and quite surprising after seeing the prices. Then he proudly offered me his latest acquisition, the actual M60 that Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) was holding in Rambo – First Blood Part 2 as he walked out of the swamp. I got a similar photo of my daughter with the same weapon. We each tried to put on our serious face, clearly, she looks better doing this.
If that’s not enough silliness for you, they also had a long row of those photo opportunities where only your face shows through a hole of a painted illustration. Here is our favourite:
If you are driving through the Arizona desert on Hwy 93 (heading towards or away from Hoover Dam) be sure to allocate time for this unique bit of America.
Would you shoot a machine gun if you had an opportunity? Have you ever had gas from Uranus? Did you know Zoltar was real?
Simon
Very cool! Gotta love Uranus gas – do you put it in your car or your rocket ship? Haha
christina
We always travel with a budget, but we love our comfort so often we don’t do shortcuts. I want to fell special and pampered. It’s just the way we roll. When we were traveling some we would only got ot one place per year so it’s easy to be pampered during that 10-20 days
Julie Luek
Oh my goodness this was a hoot. Sounds like a very fun and unusual time.
Sofie
I knew Zoltar was real!
And I’d definitely get gas from Uranus!
I’d also probably shoot a machine gun.
But still… the relationship Americans have with their guns keeps surprising me.
Rhonda Albom
I really was surprised by Zoltar. My girls seemed to know it was real as they had seen Big, and really didn’t seem to know why I was so interested in the Zoltar. As for the machine gun, I really just wanted to hold it, I was a bit afraid of the kick (I just assume it kicks).
L. Diane Wolfe
That place reminds me of South of The Border in SC. Or Little America in Wyoming. I bet it was crowded!
Rhonda Albom
South Carolina is one of the few states I have never visited. Wyoming we drove though when I was a child. Never a dull moment driving around the US.
Lauren
Remind me to never go to that part of Arizona. Bullets and Burgers – classic!
Uranus Gas. What a great photo opp!
I think you look damn good holding that machine gun. It was half the size of your daughter.
Comedy Plus
I’m pro guns so I’d love this. I’ve not shot a machine gun, but I’d give it a go. I would have loved to explore this place as you did. Too much fun.
Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. 🙂
Agent 54
I love Arizona, it’s the state where I drown Red Army ants.
Julia
What a strange world we live in. We really do have to hold on tight as we travel through it!
stevebethere
Well I must say you both look pretty mean standing there LOL
The answer to your question not sure about shooting the gun but I do have gas from Uranus quite often in fact
Have a fartastic week ahead 😉
Lisa Ross
LOL Sarah! You look so mean but gorgeous with it.
Looking forward to seeing you soon
Lisa
I want to vist there now. Sounds just wierd, and I simply love wierd.
Joyce
Wonders never cease.
Alex J. Cavanaugh
Now that fits the Arizona desert well! Not sure I’d want to shoot it, but holding a machine gun would be cool. And I can picture the endless string of Uranus jokes now…